Simon Elliott - Found Alive!!!

No, you're not seeing things. Our Kiwi midfielder is back. According to Volzy's website, Simon Elliott completed a reserve team game and scored a goal as well. You may be struggling to remember who this fella is but he was a pretty classy player signed by Cookie who was our specialist when it came to corners. A bit like the huge player you brought on in games of Subbuteo. He had a rather strange taste in hairstyle...although our old dear Clint probably gives him competition now...He has been out for a season and a half now and wasn't even allocated a squad number at the beginning of this term which I could never understand. Whether he can fight his way back into contention we'll have to wait and see but it's good to have him in the mix. I actually had the pleasure of meeting him and Boca after one match a couple of years back in the Boathouse - a pub/restaurant/bar just off Putney Bridge. Very nice guys and gracious considering the last thing they probably wanted to do was talk to an inebriated fan!